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High School 1957 vs High School 2012

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You know by today's standards none of us was supposed to make it.


High school 1957 vs 2012.


Scenario  # 1:  Jack goes duck hunting before school & then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1957 : Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car & gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2012 : School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack's hauled off to jail & never sees his truck or shotgun again.

Counselors called in for traumatized students & teachers.


Scenario # 2: Johnny & Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 : Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny & Mark shake hands & end up buddies.

2012 : Police called & SWAT team arrives, they arrest both Johnny & Mark. They are both charged with assault & both expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario # 3: Jeffery will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1957 : Jeffery sent to the Principal's office & given a good  paddling by Principal. He then returns to class, sits still & does not disrupt the class again.

2012 : Jeffery is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD.

The family gets extra money ( SSI ) from the government because Jeffery has a disability.


Scenario # 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car & his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 : Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college & becomes a successful businessman.

2012 : Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to a foster home & joins a gang.

The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself & their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.


Scenario # 5: Mark gets a headache & takes some aspirin to school.

1957 : Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2012 : The police are called & Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs & weapons.


Scenario # 6: Pedro fails high school English.

1957 : Pedro goes to summer school, passes English & goes to college.

2012 : Pedro's cause is taken up by state. News paper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system & Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from  core curriculum. Pedro I given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario # 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the fourth of July, puts them in a airplane paint bottle & blows up a red ant bed.

1957 : Ants die.

2012 : ATF, Homeland Security & the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents & all siblings are removed from their home & all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list & is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario # 8: Johnny  falls while running during  recess & scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 : In short time, Johnny feels  better & goes on playing.

2012 : Mary is accused  of being a sexual predator & loses her job. She faces 3 years in state prison.

Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.


This is how stupid we have become ! 

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I have seen this going around for a while,one of the local morning FM shows even read it on air with opposing musics. The thing is everyone agrees but, somehow it continues, until the sheople take a stand it will continue and worsen. I take these opportunities to remind people that this is their communities, kids, and school boards bowing to their government....and that they are the only ones who can change it. Frankly I don't think it matters to them but I can say I tried!

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