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Poster found in a Church in France..... ( Translated )

 

” When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear “the call of God”.

However, it is unlikely that He will call you on your mobile.

Thanks you for turning off your phones.

If you want to talk to God, enter, choose a quiet place and talk to him.

If you want to see him, send him a text while driving.”

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Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.  After a year, only three applied for the job:  a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. 
 
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
  
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
  
"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish! *Swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
  
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
  
The Jewish samurai, Yoku Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoosh!* flourished his sword mightily, but the fly was still buzzing around!
  
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that?? The fly isn't even dead."
  
"Dead," replied Cohen in contempt. "Dead is easy.  Now circumcision, that takes real skill."
  
 

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