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Whats your sign?

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Do bumper stickers count? I don't have them on my car since I'm trying to be a little "greyer" but I've seen some really good ones lately

 

sure. any bumper sticker can qualify as well.

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My favorite bumper sticker goes something like:

 

"If you voted for Obama the first time to prove to yourself that you aren't racist, will you vote for him again to prove to everyone else that you are only stupid?"

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love that BBQ pork from texas. You boys do it right.

 

hey that gives me an Idea for dinner LOL

 

carne de cerdo es muy bueno. IMO

 

hey I do not care how many languages you speak but at least know

enough English to function and know what traffic sign you just blew through.

doesn't seem to be asking so much...

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My favorite bumper sticker goes something like:

 

"If you voted for Obama the first time to prove to yourself that you aren't racist, will you vote for him again to prove to everyone else that you are only stupid?"

 

LMAO.... nice

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hey that gives me an Idea for dinner LOL

 

carne de cerdo es muy bueno. IMO

 

hey I do not care how many languages you speak but at least know

enough English to function and know what traffic sign you just blew through.

doesn't seem to be asking so much...

JCMS, they learn English quick if you tie an extension cord to your bumper and the scaffold they are standing on when asking for the items they just took off the job site...lol. I think we even ended up with extra tools.

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i might have told this story. Its worth hearing again. A Buddy of mine owns a construction company. It is rather large. One of his site supervisors was having problems keeping schedule. He said that the workers always said "no English" when they were told to do something. So my buddy says fine and he will be there to personally hand out the weekly pays checks. That Friday as he hands out the checks he tells the workers that due to safety concerns if they didnt speak English this would be their last check. It was a miracle. Every one of those guys learned English over the week end.

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LMAO Jerry.... I cannot think of a more succint way to put it. I would say I changed mine from "2 to the chest and 1 to the head" to just the 1 to the head to conserve. Of course if they really made me mad, I wouldn't hesitate to aim 3 inches above their belt buckle either with that big slow moving soft lead 45 Colt.

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LMAO Jerry.... I cannot think of a more succint way to put it. I would say I changed mine from "2 to the chest and 1 to the head" to just the 1 to the head to conserve. Of course if they really made me mad, I wouldn't hesitate to aim 3 inches above their belt buckle either with that big slow moving soft lead 45 Colt.

How did you know I have a 45 colt ? lol

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Yea Awake

 

I have had those same construction problems and try running a Mexican nightclub a very different club

not like ours or theirs, a mix and a dangerous one now toss in some gangsters and odd criminal elements.

along with hookers and waitresses that is a interchangeable description and not.

 

Regulator5

 

them be my homies or part of me anyway LOL

 

Oregonchick

 

I like it, :eek:

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Hello... How Did this Thread get here? Hijack! "Here's your sign"

 

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And this one... Road paved etc.... good intentions...

 

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hey that gives me an Idea for dinner LOL

 

carne de cerdo es muy bueno. IMO

 

hey I do not care how many languages you speak but at least know

enough English to function and know what traffic sign you just blew through.

doesn't seem to be asking so much...

 

Snake,

I am fluent in two languages and know enough of six others to get my face slapped but I do not know that one. You are right, English is better.

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