Cunning Linguist

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  1. A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California . The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?" One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's." The entire crew of the destroyer doubled over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?" The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!" One day when I was in the 3rd grade, our teacher said if we could make up a sentence using a word of 3 or more syllables we could go to recess early. The first girl stood up and said "It's a beautiful day." BEAUTIFUL The next boy stood up and said "My teacher is wonderful." WONDERFUL And so it went around the room, until she finally arrived at me. I stood up and asked her, "Do farts have lumps?" She yelled at me and said I was being disgusting. I asked her "Well do they?" She said, "Well NO." I said, "Then I definitely just sh#t my pants." DEFINITELY